Valuable Lesson

One time when I was a young boy, about 3 years of age, I pulled off an insane stunt but had a disastrous ending. I jumped over the arms of a chair and clipped the second arm rest and fell fast first into the ground. When I hit the ground my collar bone landed on the head of an American Girl doll and broke in half. Also, my head hit and knocked me out because i cant remember anything after that. The part thats most clear was looking at the face of the doll the whole way down. It seemed as if it had a evil smile that looked like it was going to something bad, turns out it did do something bad. I learned a valuable lesson that day but, I still jump over things that are about to my hip. I recently realized my hip is the highest i can go.